De-Miss-tyfied:Myth 2:Nigerian women love money...

We emphatically state that we do NOT love money,NO! We just love what money can get us. However, we find it quite interesting that men label us..ok boys, we'll explain it to you like this. Andrew Todd..he's the global head of logistics for?...Avon cosmetics! He's even heading distribution for Liz Clairbourne (yeah those expensive but sinfully sexy jeans she asked you to buy on your way back from the U.K.) (Did you know that Dr.Miracle is REALLY a man? I didn't. i thought it was a clever advertising stunt). (Mary Kay Ash is loong dead..God bless her legacy..but her son is the CEO now). You thought Da'Viva was a woman's'idea, right? Wrong! One indian man owns it.. Omai Itafo, yeah even Frank Osodi!(Geniuses) They spend too many nights working on stuff like the perfect finish of hems and feel of that LBD,So that it will be perfect for her Gucci bag( yeah that those two men made, God bless them!) All a girl has to do is flash a smile and say ''sweetheart, i want..''She doesn't even have to finish the sentence,and YOU, jump to do her bidding! So stop getting pissed at her! Rather, arrange to have Bobby(of Surulere's Bobby's) and his contempories arrested for propergating the gospel of human hair and lace wigs ,send warnings to Chris Aire!(Gosh those wristwatches!)Tell him to stop making accessories that we can't resist that you SHALL have to buy(with money that can probably buy a million blocks,5 thousand bags of cement,countless pyramids of gravel and sand that's supposed to build your dream house) for us because we batt 'mascaraed'lashes at you. Tell all these men that you are hapless victims of their marketing strategies... P.S. OK. So maybe you pick the tab sometimes.. We want to let you know that: Women can take care of themselves! We just came to the conclusion that its easier to let you show us how much you love us*wink*wink*.